If you did, nobody would believe you!
A Vermont farmer, Roger Pion (yes, that is how it’s pronounced…), gave the Bigfoot treatment to fully half of the local sheriff’s department’s fleet of cruisers with his tractor. It seems that he was upset about his recent arrest for, as the article puts it: resisting arrest and possession of marijuana. I have no idea if he had a little for his own personal use or if that was his primary crop. One spectator, or rather, witness to the incident described the tractor as having tires at least fifteen feet high.
And a fun time was had by all…
No one was injured except for the taxpayers who will have to foot the bill for replacing the damaged cop cars.
UPDATE: I find it interesting that in the few minutes it took me to write my take on this story and post it and when I went back to read the original to Mum I find that the AP story at Yahoo News has been replaced with a completely rewritten story. Some details have been added and others have been omitted. It’s almost like looking something up in Wikipedia. What you find depends on when you look and who wrote the most recent update.