Overheard through my driver side window:
Cop: (working a detail for the phone company) “Didn’t you see that double line?”
Me: (tossing a thumb over my shoulder) “Didn’t you see that double-parked car?”
Cop: “He ain’t double-parked.”
Me: “Yeah right.”
Cop: (apparently seeing other cars going around the one that’s double-parked) Waves me on.